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==Famous Quotes==
 
==Famous Quotes==
*"''I'm too old for this shit."''
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*"''I'm too old for this crap."''
 
*"''Go spit!"''
 
*"''Go spit!"''
 
*"''Riggs!"''
 
*"''Riggs!"''
*"''It's just been revoked!''"
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*"''It's just been revoked.''"
   
 
==Movie Lines==
 
==Movie Lines==
 
===[[Lethal Weapon]]===
 
===[[Lethal Weapon]]===
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* "The file says you were involved in the Phoenix Project."
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* "The file also says you're into Tai Chi, Kung Fu and all that other killer shit."
 
* "I suppose we have to register you as a lethal weapon."
 
* "I suppose we have to register you as a lethal weapon."
 
* "Well, guess what?"
 
* "Well, guess what?"
 
* "I don't want to work with you."
 
* "I don't want to work with you."
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* "Ain't got no choice. Looks like we both are fucked."
 
* "God hates me, that's what."
 
* "God hates me, that's what."
 
* "Now I'm happy."
 
* "Now I'm happy."
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* "You asshole."
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* "General McAllister. Time for you to die."
 
* "No way you live. No way."
 
* "No way you live. No way."
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* "Not anymore."
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* "I'm gonna burn it down."
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* "Fuck easy."
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* "Go spit!"
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* "I take full responsibility."
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* "The son of a bitch just killed two of our men."
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* "Get that shit off my lawn!"
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* "Blonde with big dimples."
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* "Goddamn heartbreaker."
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* "Like the Garden of Eden."
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* "Look at this."
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* "Paradise."
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* "That would make me...fifty!"
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* "Special Forces tattoos, mercury switches...What the hell have we gotten ourselves into?"
   
 
===[[Lethal Weapon 2]]===
 
===[[Lethal Weapon 2]]===
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* "Okay, Mr. Big shot, how come you turned yourself in?"
 
* "Okay, Mr. Big shot, how come you turned yourself in?"
 
* "Nailed them both."
 
* "Nailed them both."
* "'I don't give a f***.' It's his mantra."
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* "No Martin. Not the window."
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* "We don't have the authority."
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* "'I don't give a fuck.' It's his mantra."
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* "Another day, another hobby."
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* "It was a new car, Riggs."
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* "Thousands."
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* "Billions."
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* "Fucking Donald Trump lotto."
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* "These are thousand dollar bills."
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* "With what I'm holding in my hand, I could put all three of my kids through college."
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* "Fucking drug money."
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* "It's just been revoked."
   
 
===[[Lethal Weapon 3]]===
 
===[[Lethal Weapon 3]]===
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* "There is a bomb in that building."
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* "There IS a bomb in that building."
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* "Riggs. That's not what I'm thinking."
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* "Cop killers."
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* "Hey Riggs. What'd you do?"
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* "Have you ever heard of the word genocide?"
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* "Have you ever heard of the word genocide, you stupid motherfuckers?"
 
* "You're getting nervous, Tyrone!"
 
* "You're getting nervous, Tyrone!"
 
* "Women drivers, baby. Women drivers."
 
* "Women drivers, baby. Women drivers."
 
* "Another baby."
 
* "Another baby."
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* "Hold that."
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* "Son of a bitch."
 
* "Riggs! Cop killers!"
 
* "Riggs! Cop killers!"
 
* "Ten more years of this! Ten more years!"
 
* "Ten more years of this! Ten more years!"
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* "Will it to me, Riggs!"
 
* "Will it to me, Riggs!"
 
* "Will me, Riggs, will me."
 
* "Will me, Riggs, will me."
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* "Yeah, I'm boinking her."
 
[[Category:Character Quotes]]
 
[[Category:Character Quotes]]

Latest revision as of 07:13, 14 January 2021

These are quotes spoken by Roger Murtaugh in the Lethal Weapon Series.

Famous Quotes[]

  • "I'm too old for this crap."
  • "Go spit!"
  • "Riggs!"
  • "It's just been revoked."

Movie Lines[]

Lethal Weapon[]

  • "The file says you were involved in the Phoenix Project."
  • "The file also says you're into Tai Chi, Kung Fu and all that other killer shit."
  • "I suppose we have to register you as a lethal weapon."
  • "Well, guess what?"
  • "I don't want to work with you."
  • "Ain't got no choice. Looks like we both are fucked."
  • "God hates me, that's what."
  • "Now I'm happy."
  • "You asshole."
  • "General McAllister. Time for you to die."
  • "No way you live. No way."
  • "Not anymore."
  • "I'm gonna burn it down."
  • "Fuck easy."
  • "Go spit!"
  • "I take full responsibility."
  • "The son of a bitch just killed two of our men."
  • "Get that shit off my lawn!"
  • "Blonde with big dimples."
  • "Goddamn heartbreaker."
  • "Like the Garden of Eden."
  • "Look at this."
  • "Paradise."
  • "That would make me...fifty!"
  • "Special Forces tattoos, mercury switches...What the hell have we gotten ourselves into?"

Lethal Weapon 2[]

  • "You're lucky. I have to live with that."
  • "Okay, Mr. Big shot, how come you turned yourself in?"
  • "Nailed them both."
  • "No Martin. Not the window."
  • "We don't have the authority."
  • "'I don't give a fuck.' It's his mantra."
  • "Another day, another hobby."
  • "It was a new car, Riggs."
  • "Thousands."
  • "Billions."
  • "Fucking Donald Trump lotto."
  • "These are thousand dollar bills."
  • "With what I'm holding in my hand, I could put all three of my kids through college."
  • "Fucking drug money."
  • "It's just been revoked."

Lethal Weapon 3[]

  • "There is a bomb in that building."
  • "There IS a bomb in that building."
  • "Riggs. That's not what I'm thinking."
  • "Cop killers."
  • "Hey Riggs. What'd you do?"
  • "Have you ever heard of the word genocide?"
  • "Have you ever heard of the word genocide, you stupid motherfuckers?"
  • "You're getting nervous, Tyrone!"
  • "Women drivers, baby. Women drivers."
  • "Another baby."
  • "Hold that."
  • "Son of a bitch."
  • "Riggs! Cop killers!"
  • "Ten more years of this! Ten more years!"

Lethal Weapon 4[]

  • "Lorna's pregnant. You're gonna be a father."
  • "Is he black?"
  • "The father of the baby?"
  • "Don't touch me when I'm naked."
  • "So a corrupt Chinese general brought the 4 Fathers here, and the Triads are paying for their release."
  • "Trish is Ebony Clark."
  • "Will it to me, Riggs!"
  • "Will me, Riggs, will me."
  • "Yeah, I'm boinking her."